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1. How to Read a Book (A Touchstone book) 2. How To Become a Schizophrenic 3. How to Be Pope 4. How To Speak With The Dead - A Practical Handbook 5. How To Start Your Own Country 6. Well Blow Me Down: A Guys Guide to Talking Like a Pirate 7. How to Raise and Keep a Dragon 8. How To Survive a Robot Uprising
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- Reading books is hard work and reading this guide to reading books is sure to
make your experience reading books such as How to Read a Book much more enjoyable. If you do not
know how to read a book then this book is for you.
- In the United States approximately 1 in 200 people are born with
Schizophrenia and according to the author of this book, everybody should be able to achieve this
condition what some skeptics call "a disease". The benefits of schizophrenia such as having multiple
personalities to keep yourself from being lonely easily outweigh the book's price tag. Keep in mind,
however, that schizophrenia is considered a serious mental disorder, and you should not read this book
without first speaking to a physician, or really anybody else who has common sense.
- Of all the elected offices in the world, becoming pope is one the hardest to achieve.
The list of qualifications is endless and this book will ensure that you don't miss a beat. It should be
noted that a vow of poverty is necessary before moving into the Vatican (an estate worth approximately
one billion dollars).
- It is a sad fact that people die but with this new
handbook, that doesn't mean that communication has to end. What is great about this handbook is
the fact that it is practical. It doesn't call on anything supernatural or out of the ordinary. Just pure old
practical thinking that will leave you wondering, "How didn't I think of that?"
- Starting a country can be tough work. Not only do you need fight a
war for independence where you, your friends and family, and whoever else is crazy enough to join you
will be vastly outnumbered, but once you have the country you need to build it from the bottom up.
This handy guide will help tyrants and rebels in the tedious process offering step by step instructions.
- Why couldn't the young pirate get into
the movie? Because it was rated arghh! If you laughed at that joke, this book is for you. If you didn't
laugh, you can consider yourself normal. Talking like a pirate doesn't have as many practical uses as it
did in the past. Before talking like a pirate was useful for many professions such as pirate, but today it is
only useful for servers in themed restaurants and Johnny Depp.
- Many mythological animals are not cared for properly (see unicorn)
and it is great to know that thanks to this handy manual, no dragon owners have been charged with
animal cruelty in years. It is very possible that this is due to the fact that dragons have been extinct since
well before the formation of the Earth, but many dragonologists commend this book for its great advice.
- With technology advancing faster than ever before, it may seem
like a robot uprising is fast approaching. Contrary to this vastly popular belief, it is not. Besides we don't
need a book to tell us that if there were an uprising, Arnold Schwarzenegger would be back to save us as
he had promised.